Once my cousin and I went to the park to see my other cousin play volleyball. We told her, "We’re going to the cemetery to visit my uncle.’’  Then I went to the mortuary to buy some flowers, to decorate my uncle’s grave.  The florist said, "The flowers cost $20.00.’’  I went to go get the money from my cousin, but when I arrived he wasn’t there.  I went back inside the mortuary, went into the morgue and opened all the coffins.  Then I opened the last one and he was inside covered with ketchup and acting like he had been killed.  I got so scared that I fainted.  After we set up a funeral for him we found out he got killed by a pumpkin. The pumpkin said, "Go inside the coffin and act like you're dead."

FOR FAKE

CAN’T YOU TAKE A JOKE

HA! HA! HA!